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Does Morrissey Have A Cleaner?
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Does Morrissey Have A Cleaner?
Topic Started: Sat 16 Sep 2017, 18:54:28 (374 Views)
DAVIE
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Do you have a cleaner? :P
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Reggie Peppery
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Hmmm I think I'm missing something here! I'll figure it out in time I hope... On a more serious note I guess he would have a cleaner, "I'll do you now" must be a common catchphrase in his abode, if not it should be! I guess he has a gardener, a woman-what-does for cleaning and polishing his nick-nacks (things he's nicked, and things he's knackered) on the what-not and probably a window cleaner too, if I know owt (and they say "trickle down" economics doesn't work)
Edited by Reggie Peppery, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 20:49:09.
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DAVIE
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I think Morrissey has a window cleaner called Roy too.

My question was actually 100% serious though ^_^


I doubt he washes the bloody dishes!
Edited by DAVIE, Sat 16 Sep 2017, 20:43:01.
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Reggie Peppery
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DAVIE
Sat 16 Sep 2017, 20:41:22



I doubt he washes the bloody dishes!
How dare you call him Inhumane!!!



Edited by Reggie Peppery, Sun 17 Sep 2017, 08:18:40.
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DAVIE
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Hehe...I wonder if Morrissey really likes mundane jobs like doing the ironing?

I'm not sure where this thread is going. But it's original!

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Edited by DAVIE, Sun 17 Sep 2017, 10:51:02.
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JoanOfArc
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Maybe he needs a maid??:):) ;) In maid uniform of course haha! :D
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DAVIE
Sat 16 Sep 2017, 20:41:22
I doubt he washes the bloody dishes!
I don't know.... he looks pretty comfortable in the kitchen at the beginning of this clip. :D
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DAVIE
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JoanOfArc
Sun 17 Sep 2017, 21:12:29
Maybe he needs a maid??:):) ;) In maid uniform of course haha! :D
I could see Morrissey having a french maid! ;)

I have a feeling he would do his own cooking too. I bet he's a very fussy eater!
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Reggie Peppery
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Oh la la, this thread is getting saucy!!!

Moz appeared to know his way round his kitchen in Mamas clip, sometimes if you drop in on 'Come dine with me' you see people struggling to find things in their own kitchen...in all fairness it looked like a "working " kitchen where people cook, or at the very least eat and converse, rather than a "ping" kitchen where vacuum packed food is microwaved, then subsumed by vacuus people .

Fussy? Hard to tell, didn't he live on chips and eggs during The Smiths? and he famously only proffers toast to guests himself, personally I'd rather raid his stash of vegan Jaffa cakes than have the toast but I have a sweet tooth. And some of the riders, which I have no cause to doubt, have had some pretty great and some rubbishy items on them (yes I know it covers the band so nobody knows what Moz ate out of them).

At my house you get the house specialty of "you'll get what you're given", served with a side order of "and you'll like it"!
Edited by Reggie Peppery, Mon 18 Sep 2017, 20:09:33.
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DAVIE
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I think Morrissey does have a cleaner. I've come to the conclusion that if he has a PA then must definitely have a cleaner too!
Edited by DAVIE, Wed 20 Sep 2017, 22:56:11.
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